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Say what you will about Americans, when the going gets tough, we start telling jokes.  I suppose that these might be funny if the Congress wasn’t so determined to create a solution.  So:

Father of U. S. Health Care Reform

Lenin

V. I. Lenin

The Genius of Health Care Reform

With so many pages of enabling legislation, National Health Care Reform in the U. S. was designed to meet every contingency.  Here, the system at work:

National Health Care System

National Health Care System

Note that the system has a fail safe feature; the attendant is present to put out fires when they break out.

Efficiencies

The National Health Care System uses advanced features to save costs.  Here, swine flu vaccine is distributed to our customers:

Swinf Flu Dispensers

Swine Flu Dispensers

Customer Care

A team of National Health Care counselors provide health care information for our customers.  Here, they prepare for a day of helping people:

Health Care Counselors

Health Care Counselors

Customer Support

National Health Care also offers assistance for our customers.  Here, a random weight check to insure compliance with National guidelines:

Weight Check Roadblock

Weight Check Roadblock

Here, a random National Health Care identity verification:

Just Checking

Just Checking

New Facilities

National Health Care means new, state-of-the-art facilities:

New Child Care Facility - Miami

New Child Care Facility - Miami

Improved Access to Health Care

Here, National Health Care officials direct a customer to the line for appointments:

Appointments Counseling

Appointments Counseling

Prevention

Since National Health Care is paid for by taxes, it is important that our customers remain healthy.  Here, a National Health Care customer tries the new Soylent White health bar:

New Soylent White!

New Soylent White!

Intervention

In spite of the best efforts of the National Health Care system, some customers are unable to meet the basic requirements for a healthy life.  Here, a misinformed customer is educated about the need for healthy choices after buying a dozen chocolate doughnuts at a local grocery store:

You are not eating the correct foods

You are not eating the correct foods

And Remember:

The motto of the National Health Care System is:

When you get hit by a bus, we all pay.

*****

With thanks to English Russia for great photographs.

Что благодаря Английский России большой фотографии..

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